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    Testosterone supplements

    If you're looking for a Christmas gift to our football HC... I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

    Look at our basketball team tonight...starting 3 Frosh and 1 Soph. And playing with balz.

    Teams mirror the persona of their coach. Perhaps KFz need a bump.

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    Re: Testosterone supplements

    Quote Originally Posted by hawkdrummer1 View Post
    If you're looking for a Christmas gift to our football HC... I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

    Look at our basketball team tonight...starting 3 Frosh and 1 Soph. And playing with balz.

    Teams mirror the persona of their coach. Perhaps KFz need a bump.

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    I could not agree more. I have said a few times here Kurt's players follow his lead. I look back to the Morris interception vs ISU, no real emotion from him at all yet he claps for a missed field goal two games later. Kurt is a troll. Nuff said.
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    KF's balls are already the size of peanuts, and I don't want our coach walking the sidelines with bitcHtits.
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    Re: Testosterone supplements

    Speaking of Testosterone supplements. That will be a huge phase in the next few years for people over 50. Scorp you better take note. Hearing of a lot of MD's testing for and prescribing for this recently.
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    The side effects disclaimers on those andro-gel ads are f'n awesome. "Discontinue use if you notice premature puberty in children." Are you f'n kidding me? They must have paid the FDA some serious bribe money to get that $h!8 approved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderHawk View Post
    The side effects disclaimers on those andro-gel ads are f'n awesome. "Discontinue use if you notice premature puberty in children." Are you f'n kidding me? They must have paid the FDA some serious bribe money to get that $h!8 approved.
    I didn't need andro...so I never had reason to read the disclaimer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderHawk View Post
    The side effects disclaimers on those andro-gel ads are f'n awesome. "Discontinue use if you notice premature puberty in children." Are you f'n kidding me? They must have paid the FDA some serious bribe money to get that $h!8 approved.
    I am a firm believer the FDA follows a strict "shoot first, ask questions later" philosophy. By far the most libertarian of all the government agencies (oxymoron).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drakebulldog93 View Post
    I didn't need andro...so I never had reason to read the disclaimer.
    Oh, it ain't about reading disclaimers. It's about listening to them on glossy Madison Avenue commercials during football games. I was folding laundry passively watching a game in the background when I first heard the "discontinue use if you notice signs of early puberty in children." As someone with an extensive biological and pharmacological science background that one really set off my sonar. I do believe my wife heard me exclaim What The F! You can't be serious! I think she thought I found a mouse in the laundry basket or something. Anyway, Colbert had an awesome little segment on it the other night:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 528646 View Post
    I am a firm believer the FDA follows a strict "shoot first, ask questions later" philosophy. By far the most libertarian of all the government agencies (oxymoron).
    It's good for business in the legal sphere.
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    This stuff is hilarious. You just put it under your arms (axilla), like deodorant.

    Beer, Viagra, and Axiron. That's what you buy, I guess, if you watch NFL.

    Does watching the NFL make one weak, fat, and impotent?
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    Quote Originally Posted by racerhawk View Post



    This stuff is hilarious. You just put it under your arms (axilla), like deodorant.

    Beer, Viagra, and Axiron. That's what you buy, I guess, if you watch NFL.

    Does watching the NFL make one weak, fat, and impotent?
    Been to a sports bar on a Sunday lately?

    "Sports bar..." Now there's an oxymoron. Most of the fat tools frequenting sports bars prolly couldn't even find their atrophied balls under their clown fat to stuff in a jock strap. Let alone actually engage in the high-intensity physical activity which constitutes sport.

    Keep rubbing the andro-gel, ya fat pasty flaccid jerkoffs.
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    It'd be interesting to see kirk roid raging on the sideline flashing his guns and affliction t-shirt and chest bumping players after a big turnover. It may get him in trouble though as he'll more than likely finding himself craving Yager-Bombs and getting himself dui's and disorderly conduct charges
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    Couldn't they all just pop boner pills like they do in the NFL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThunderHawk View Post
    Been to a sports bar on a Sunday lately?

    "Sports bar..." Now there's an oxymoron. Most of the fat tools frequenting sports bars prolly couldn't even find their atrophied balls under their clown fat to stuff in a jock strap. Let alone actually engage in the high-intensity physical activity which constitutes sport.

    Keep rubbing the andro-gel, ya fat pasty flaccid jerkoffs.
    The irony of misplaced rage! You have freakin "livestrong" in your signature line. Yummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmb View Post
    The irony of misplaced rage! You have freakin "livestrong" in your signature line. Yummy.
    LOL I might want to revise that. Although Lance RoidStrong has divested himself from the foundation.
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