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    A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    Full of win. wow!

    His truck must be pretty big. I'm trying to envision a zebra in the front seat...
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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    "Reiter tells KCRG.com that he and his girlfriend, Vickey Teters, see the animals like their kids and often take them for rides."

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    I could understand if the zebra was in the back of the truck.....

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    I bet it wasn't much fun after he was arrested for DUI.

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    Quote Originally Posted by DuffMan View Post
    "Reiter tells KCRG.com that he and his girlfriend, Vickey Teters, see the animals like their kids and often take them for rides."
    Irony alert - this occurred at the Dog House Lounge in Dubuque. Been there a few times.


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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    What happens if he has to take the horse to the vet? If he doesn't have a trailer, what's he gonna do?

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    So a guy, a parrot, and a zebra walk into a bar...

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    Re: A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

    If I was ever in a bar and seen a zebra come walking in I would call for a cab and get a ride home. The next day I would be back at the bar questioning what the hell they are putting in the beer.

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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    Quote Originally Posted by woodyk1 View Post
    Irony alert - this occurred at the Dog House Lounge in Dubuque. Been there a few times.

    Yep, I live about a half mile from here. Its a decent little place. I wish I would have known what was going on and I would have walked up to see the scene.
    The Dog House used to allow dogs in there on Sundays, but that was a really long time ago. I think the Health Dept put a stop to it a while back.
    I can't get the picture of this guy to post for some reason. But he is definately what a zebra owner would look like.
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    Re: Parrot and Zebra found in front seat of DUI suspects truck.

    Quote Originally Posted by DuffMan View Post
    So a guy, a parrot, and a zebra walk into a bar...
    ....bar owner says get your damned zebra out of here and I am calling the cops. Zebra, guy, and parrot get back to the car and are then surrounded by police and the owner is hauled off to jail for OWI.
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    Re: A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

    His name is Bones Reiter. Lives off 151 right outside Cascade

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    Re: A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

    let's all go to his house and ask for zebra rides

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    Re: A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

    Not big enough to ride. He actually had the zebra in the bar Sunday night and people were getting pics taken with it

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    Re: A guy, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar... and the guy gets a DUI

    Every thread is better with pictures!!!!




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